A quick list of all M T McGuire’s audiobooks with purchase links.
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If you would like to try one of M T McGuire’s books you can read this one for free when you join her K’Barthan Jolly Japes Group.a
Night Swimming
An adventure set in K’Barth
After stealing one of the best meat pies he’s ever eaten, and returning a small lost boy home, The Pan of Hamgee should feel smug. But somehow all these things do is make him miss his own family more. In a moment of very poor judgement, he decides to end it all. But The Pan should know by now that few things he plans ever turn out the way he expects.
Exclusive story for members of M T McGuire’s Readers’ Group
Audiobook mailings (and free exclusive audiobook)
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Small Beginnings
K’Barthan Extras, Hamgeean Misfit: No 1
The ebook of Small Beginnings is free from participating retailers as well as from the author’s store
The audiobook of Small Beginnings is free from the author’s store
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Audiobook read by Gareth Davies, click to listen to a sample
When trouble comes knocking, meet the only man dumb enough to answer the door.
When your very existence is treason, employment opportunities are thin on the ground. But when one of the biggest crime lords in the city makes The Pan of Hamgee a job offer he can’t refuse, it’s hard to tell what the dumbest move is; accepting the offer or saying, no to Big Merv. Neither will do much for The Pan’s life expectancy.
Suggested cinema rating, PG. Audiobook version narrated by Gareth Davies. Running time, 2.3 hrs approx
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Nothing To See Here
K’Barthan Shorts, Hamgeean Misfit: No 2
Audiobook read by Gareth Davies, click to listen to a sample
When the finger of fate points … duck!
It’s midwinter and preparations for the biggest religious festival in the K’Barthan year are in full swing. Yes, even though, officially, religious activity has been banned, no-one’s going to ignore Arnold, The Prophet’s Birthday, especially not Big Merv. He orders The Pan of Hamgee to deliver the traditional Birth of The Prophet gift to his accountants and lawyers.
As usual, The Pan has managed to elicit the unwanted attention of the security forces. Can he make the delivery and get back to the The Parrot and Screwdriver pub in time for an unofficial Prophet’s Birthday celebration with his friends?
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Close Enough
K’Barthan Shorts, Hamgeean Misfit: No 3
Audiobook read by Gareth Davies, listen to a sample here
A job that calls for a hero in a world where there aren’t any left …
As recently appointed delivery man for Big Merv, one of Ning Dang Po’s most powerful crime bosses, The Pan of Hamgee is ordered to deliver a gift to Big Merv’s current girlfriend. With a pair of bespoke-made, sapphire and diamond earrings on board, and a trip across the city in the offing, what could possibly go wrong? Everything.
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Too Good to be True
K’Barthan Extras, Hamgeean Misfit: No 4
Audiobook read by Gareth Davies, listen to a sample here
When the going gets tough … hide!
When The Pan of Hamgee encounters some mudlarkers trying to land a box on the banks of the River Dang he is happy to help. Having accepted a share of the contents as a reward he cannot believe his luck. It contains one of the most expensive delicacies available in K’Barth, Goojan spiced sausage. If he can sell it, the sausage might spell the end of his troubles, but knowing his luck, it could bring a whole load more.
Contains what might be the only 10mph canal boat chase in comedic literature.
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K’Barthan Series
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Unlucky Dip
K’Barthan Series: Part 0.5/K’Barthan Extras, Hamgeean Misfit: 0.5 – Yep, it works for both
The ebook of Unlucky Dip is free from participating retailers as well as from the author’s store
The audiobook of Unlucky Dip is free from the author’s store
Audiobook read by Gareth Davies, click listen to sample
The Pan of Hamgee, a starving outlaw, bumps into Big Merv; the meanest, scariest gangster in the City and without thinking what he is doing, steals his wallet.
When Big Merv realises what has happened The Pan’s future looks short. Unless he can persuade Big Merv to let him go he will be going for a short swim in concrete boots or recycled into one of the bridges of the Outer Ring Road, currently being constructed round the City.
Suggested cinema rating, PG. Any readers who enjoy the Harry Potter books will be alright with this. Audiobook version narrated by Gareth Davies. Running time, 30 mins approx
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Few Are Chosen, K’Barthan Series: Part 1
Audiobook read by Gareth Davies, click to listen to a sample
A man chosen by destiny … the wrong man.
Meet The Pan of Hamgee: coward, unwilling adventurer and, by some miracle, K’Barth’s longest surviving outlaw. He just wants a quiet life so working as getaway driver is probably a bad career move. Then he falls in love at first sight with a woman he hasn’t even met who comes from an alternative reality. That’s when things really begin to get complicated.
Meet Ruth Cochrane: she’s the Chosen One, destined to play a pivotal role in saving K’Barth from a cruel dictator. She’s never heard of K’Barth, though. She’s a public relations executive from London and she’s totally unaware of the chaos about to hit her life.
Meet Lord Vernon: power hungry psychopath on the brink of world domination. He wants to cement his hold on K’Barth by kidnapping the Chosen One and forcing her to marry him. Only one person is standing in his way: someone who doesn’t even realise it, The Pan of Hamgee. For The Pan, and Ruth, that’s a deadly problem.
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The Wrong Stuff, K’Barthan Series: Part 2
Audiobook read by Gareth Davies, click to listen to a sample
The Pan of Hamgee is not a natural knight in shining armour. Yet he has escaped from police custody in K’Barth, switched realities and foiled Lord Vernon’s attempt to kidnap Ruth, the Chosen One, from the Festival Hall. Pretty good, he thinks.
However, Ruth thinks otherwise. Being pursued by Lord Vernon is bad enough. Now, thanks to The Pan, she’s on the run. They are both alive, of course, but with Lord Vernon on their tail neither of them can be sure how long for.
To save K’Barth and Ruth, the woman of his dreams, The Pan must introduce her to the Candidate, who is prophesied to be the man of her dreams. And he must do it fast – before Lord Vernon finds her. But the gentleman in question is in hiding and no-one knows where. Only The Pan can find him, if he can bring himself to unite them.
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One Man: No Plan, K’Barthan Series: Part 3
Audiobook read by Gareth Davies, click to listen to a sample
The Pan of Hamgee needs answers, although he’s not even sure he knows the questions.
He has a chance to go straight but it’s been so long that he’s almost forgotten how. Despite a death warrant over his head he is released, given a state-sponsored business, and a year’s amnesty for all misdemeanours while he adjusts. On the down side, Ruth has thrown in her lot with his nemesis, Lord Vernon.
The Pan doesn’t have a year, either. In only five days Lord Vernon will gain total power and destroy K’Barth. Unless The Pan can stop him. Because even though the Candidate, the person prophesied to save K’Barth, has finally appeared it’s still going to be down to The Pan to make things right. But he has no clue where to start or whether he even can.
The future hangs by a thread and the only person who can fix it is The Pan: a man without a plan.
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Looking For Trouble, K’Barthan Series: Part 4
Audiobook read by Gareth Davies, click to listen to a sample
The Pan of Hamgee doesn’t believe in miracles but if he’s going to save K’Barth it looks as if he might need one.
He’s not quite as alone as he thought. The punters from The Parrot and Screwdriver are right behind him and he has rescued three of his friends from the Grongolian Security Forces, who are now of course, three of the nation’s most wanted, which doesn’t make life easy. He even has something of a plan for once. It involves making peace with the Resistance, trying to resurrect the Underground movement, and toppling Lord Vernon.
Now, The Pan just needs to keep his head down and maintain a low profile. He must be brave and clever and stay in control. That’s going to be a first. But the hardest part will be staying alive long enough to put his plan into action.
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K’Barthan Series: Onmibus Edition
All four K’Barthan Series volumes in one huge ebook
Audiobook read by Gareth Davies, click to listen to a sample
Audiobook read by Gareth Davies, click to listen to a sample
A man chosen by Destiny … the wrong man.
All The Pan of Hamgee wants is a quiet life.
So why did he have to fall in love with a woman living a different version of reality, upset a murderous tyrant and then run out of places to hide?
Now all he has to do is face his inner demons, rescue everything he holds dear and save the world, or die trying.
Oh yes, and he’s an abject coward.
Great. No pressure then.
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