M T McGuire
Humorous dystopian science fiction by M T McGuire

Deleted Scenes
Yay! Deleted scenes. Stuff I enjoyed but have never used or that was/will be used in a different form. I thought I might as well bung them here for you to enjoy so here they are. These aren’t edited at all and will be full of my dyslexic typos in all their … er hem … glory. Never mind.
There are also some elderly posts from when my blog was situated on this site. I have moved that as it became too large to fit.
Enjoy, lovely peps. Just click on the links to read.
Here’s to embracing my inner tortoise. Hello Mr Hare, would you like to try some Mogadon?
Contemplating the return of the brown band of shame… and getting a bit pissed off.
September 1, 2013McMini…
On the beach on a blustery day. “Mummy, this wind sounds like a giant growl that never stops.”
August 30, 2013Win a Kindle Paperwhite at the Awesome Indies Grand Opening Party. Last day today.
Tomorrow, the wonderful books in the Awesome Indies Grand Opening sale go back to their usual price at $2 or $3 more than their present 99c. Visit today to grab a bargain, pick up some free booty and be in the draw for a Kindle Paperwhite. Click here or on the banner above.
August 25, 2013Why do Authors choose the independent route? Find out at the AIA Opening Party today.
Day four of the Awesome Indies Grand Opening party — it’s a bit like Big Brother that, isn’t it? Sorry, where was I? Ah yes. Day four: Meet the Author Day.
August 24, 2013Visit the AIA Grand Opening party for a fun quiz.
If you like quizzes, try your hand at the Awesome Indies quiz.
August 23, 2013Who is the piano playing dog? Find out at the AIA Grand Opening Party.
Who is the piano playing dog? Visit the Awesome Indies Grand Opening Party today to find out. Watch an amazing video and vote on the best explanation for who the dog is and what he’s doing. Click here or on the banner above. And don’t forget to check out the 99c sale.
August 22, 2013The Awesome Indies Grand Opening Party; 26 top reads at just 99 cents each, plus 5 days of partying! Oh… yeh… and you can win a kindle paperwhite.
Prizes, quizzes and general fun start today at the Awesome Indies Launch Party. Discover cheap quality books from the site which cuts the crap so you don’t have to. You can also win a Kindle Paperwite. The Launch Party will be featured in a series of posts over the next few days.
August 21, 2013More McMini…
It has occurred to me that outside the input from others this blog is officially, not funny any more. So I decided the best way to fix that was to abandon my postings about McMini on facebook and put them here, where everyone can see them. So, here they are.
August 18, 2013Box 010 Results: Number 10, Michael Cargill
This week’s special guest on Box 010 was Michael Cargill,. How many objects did he succeed in persuading us to vote into Box 010? Here’s where you find out.
August 15, 2013Redline it but don’t pop it!
For a long time now, I’ve been thinking that I should explain why it takes me so effing long to write each one of my books and today I’ve been galvanised into it by reading this cracker of a post, here. As well as why it takes me so long to write a book this also brings me onto a subject dear to any writer’s heart; mojo management.
August 11, 2013