M T McGuire: Bargains and freebies
(with links to find them)
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Small Beginnings, K’Barthan Extras, Hamgeean Misfit: No 1
All The Pan of Hamgee wants is to stay out of trouble. Problem is, he’s rubbish at it.
The ebook of Small Beginnings is free from participating retailers as well as from the author’s store
The audiobook of Small Beginnings is free from the author’s store
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Listen to an excerpt from the audiobook
When trouble comes knocking, meet the one man dumb enough to answer the door.
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When your very existence is treason, employment opportunities are thin on the ground. But when one of the biggest crime lords in the city makes The Pan of Hamgee a job offer he can’t refuse, it’s hard to tell what the dumbest move is; accepting the offer or saying, no to Big Merv. Neither will do much for The Pan’s life expectancy.
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Suggested cinema rating, PG. Audiobook version narrated by Gareth Davies. Running time, 2.3 hrs approx
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Small Beginnings: Ebook. Small Beginnings: Audio
Or free from participating stores, ebook only.
Small Beginnings on retailer sites
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Unlucky Dip
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K’Barthan Extras, Hamgeean Misfit: No 0.5 also K’Barthan Series 0.5
The ebook of Unlucky Dip is free from participating retailers as well as from the author’s store.
The audiobook of Unlucky Dip is free from the author’s store
Listen to an excerpt from the audiobook
When the finger of fate points … duck.
The Pan of Hamgee, a starving outlaw, bumps into Big Merv; the meanest, scariest gangster in the City and without thinking what he is doing, steals his wallet.
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When Big Merv realises what has happened The Pan’s future looks short. Unless he can persuade Big Merv to let him go he will be going for a short swim in concrete boots or recycled into one of the bridges of the Outer Ring Road, currently being constructed round the City.
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Written in British English with a dash of light swearing. Suitable for any reader of any age from 10 up – younger readers who have read all the Harry Potter books without any worries will be fine with K’Barthan stories like this one.
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Suggested cinema rating, PG. Running time, 35 mins approx
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Unlucky Dip: Ebook.Unlucky Dip: Audio
Or free from participating stores, ebook only.
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The Last Word
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K’Barthan Extras, The Parrot and Screwdrivder
Listen to an excerpt from the audiobook
There are few things more invisible than an old lady … except two old ladies … even when they have a parrot with them.
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When Mrs Ormaloo brings the terrible news to the Turnadot Street Businesswomen’s Association that the Grongles are going to burn some more banned books on the night of Arnold, The Prophet’s birthday, Gladys and Ada decide to take steps. They even enrol some of the punters from their pub to help out. The books are in a warehouse being kept under guard. Gladys, Ada, Their Trev and the rest of the group embark on a plan of devilish cunning to rescue as many banned books from the flames as they can.
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Corporal Crundy is determined not to mess up his first assignment since his promotion. It should be easy. All he has to do is guard some books. Yeh. It should be a piece of cake but somehow that’s not the way it turns out.
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Written in British English with a dash of light swearing. Suitable for any reader of any age from 10 up – younger readers who have read all the Harry Potter books without any worries will be fine with K’Barthan Extras like this. This book is only available from here. Choose your format, or have both, and enjoy!
The Last Word: Ebook . The Last Word: Audio
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Night Swimming
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All things K’Barthan 0.25
When the going gets tough … hide.
After stealing one of the best meat pies he’s ever eaten, and returning a small lost boy home, The Pan of Hamgee should feel smug. But somehow all these things do is make him miss his own family more. In a moment of very poor judgement, he decides to end it all. But The Pan should know by now that few things he plans ever turn out the way he expects.
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Written in British English with a dash of light swearing. Suitable for any reader of any age from 10 up – younger readers who have read all the Harry Potter books without any worries will be fine with K’Barthan stories like this one.
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Audiobook narrated by Gareth Davies: running time, 90mins. Ebook: Novella length, 40 pages/14,000 words.
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Night Swimming is only available to members of M T McGuire’s Readers’ Group.
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