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The Last Word

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K’Barthan Extras, The Parrot and Screwdrivder

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Parrot abroad: trouble afoot …

When Mrs Ormaloo brings the terrible news to the Turnadot Street Businesswomen’s Association that the Grongles are going to burn some more banned books, on the night of Arnold, The Prophet’s birthday, Gladys and Ada decide to Take Steps. They even enrol some of the punters from their pub to help out. The books are in a warehouse being kept under guard. Gladys, Ada, Their Trev and the rest of the group embark on a plan of devilish cunning to rescue as many banned books from the flames as they can.

Corporal Crundy is determined not to mess up his first assignment since his promotion. It should be easy. All he has to do is guard some books. Yeh. It should be a piece of cake but somehow that’s not the way it turns out.

Written in British English with a dash of light swearing. Suitable for any reader of any age from 10 up – younger readers who have read all the Harry Potter books without any worries will be fine with K’Barthan Extras like this. This is a free Easter Egg (nog) for MTM Mailing list users and Jolly Japery fans. This book is only available from here. Choose your format, or have both and enjoy! 🙂

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Nothing To See Here

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K’Barthan Extras, Hamgeean Misfit: No 2

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Only 99c/99p from the author until 1 January
(I’m cutting my own throat)

Picture of cover of Nothing To See Here, novella by M T McGuire

Audiobook read by Gareth Davies, click to listen to a sample

When the finger of fate points … duck!

It’s midwinter and preparations for the biggest religious festival in the K’Barthan year are in full swing. Yes, even though, officially, religious activity has been banned, no-one’s going to ignore Arnold, The Prophet’s Birthday, especially not Big Merv. He orders The Pan of Hamgee to deliver the traditional Birth of The Prophet gift to his accountants and lawyers.
As usual, The Pan has managed to elicit the unwanted attention of the security forces. Can he make the delivery and get back to the The Parrot and Screwdriver pub in time for an unofficial Prophet’s Birthday celebration with his friends?

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