MT McGuire Books

Welcome to my world: oh look! It’s like a car crash only less pretty …

Posted January 13, 2018 and visited 23 times, 4 so far today

Last week I was talking about being organised. Remember that. Mwahahahrgh! Yeh. I did mention, I think, that it’d be a while while I set my house in order first? Mmm. Looking at my schedule, it’s going to be quite a long while even for a normal person. But a good day, for me, is like the aftermath of a multiple car pile up. […]

To Infinity and Beyond! Plans for 2018. #NewYearsResolution

Posted January 6, 2018 and visited 103 times, 4 so far today

Heaven knows how many weeks ago it was now, far back in the mists of time, anyway; before Christmas, I posted about my efforts to bludgeon people into reading my stuff over the course of 2017. Basically, I discovered that I had a much higher rate of read-through on my perma free book than I thought and that I should maybe […]

Navel Gazing and Pocket Lint … MTM’s Year in Publishing 2017

Posted December 23, 2017 and visited 173 times, 4 so far today

Yes it’s time for me to do a round up of business. When I say business, I mean my business, such as it is, not ‘the business’ of world book sales. Anyway here goes. So, how’s it been? So so if I’m honest. Marketing-wise, I have not had the time to do it justice but I’ve turned the corner […]

(Brandy)Butter balls; a bit of Christmas wittering.

Posted December 16, 2017 and visited 217 times, 4 so far today

It occurred to me that I should be doing a Christmas round up soon or at least a what’s on next year. However, I have spectacularly failed to get my shit together in time for it this week — ooooo there’s a surprise — so instead I’m going to give you a recipe … eventually. As you know, I am the original […]

When dyslexic people try to fill in forms … #dementia

Posted December 9, 2017 and visited 308 times, 3 so far today

This week, a cry for sympathy rather than help, hopefully, in a way that is amusing or useful to you. Last night, McOther and I were invited to a Christmas party. We went. He from London, me from here. I met him there. I was late because our babysitter couldn’t get here before 7.00pm — although I had only just hopped out […]

Beeper and Bingy, and free books … #metaldetecting #mcmini #freebooks

Posted December 2, 2017 and visited 345 times, 4 so far today

Scroogeability factors. Better late than never today. The build up to Christmas is well and truly under way and I am gradually disappearing up my own bottom. As usual I am slightly dreading the holiday period but mainly because of all the travel, the being away from home and the general pain-in-the-arseness of that, the people I visit […]

How not to do things number 53: Parenting #badparent

Posted November 18, 2017 and visited 440 times, 3 so far today

Another parenting cock up from M T McGuire

When it feels right but is … wrong. #writing #indiebooks

Posted November 12, 2017 and visited 682 times, 2 so far today

I talk frankly about the things I’ve fucked up in my author career so you can avoid copying me.

Guest post: Touching the void #horror #books

Posted November 4, 2017 and visited 258 times, 1 so far today

This week, I am putting my feet up with a cup of coffee and handing over to fellow author Will Macmillan Jones.

Excerpt from one of the W.I.P.s #amwriting #comedybooks

Posted October 14, 2017 and visited 557 times, 1 so far today

This week, another joyous example of the logic of children. The children in question being me and my brother. This is also another story that will be making it into my family stories book: Setting Tripwires for Granny (and other tall family tales). And yes, as per, neither my brother nor I is reflected in the […]