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Welcome to my GORGEOUS Life! On humorous giveaways and being embarrassed by your kids.

Posted May 20, 2017 and visited 83 times, 8 so far today

Jeez, well, this week’s been interesting. Welcome to what the lovely Dame Edna Everage would call, ‘my gorgeous life’ in all it’s technicolour glory! (Phnark.) So, this week McMini had pukka actual gastroenteritis. He started feeling ill, was sick a lot, and then he was sick a bit more and then, just for a change […]

This week, I am mostly ranting about … everything! Mwah hahahargh!

Posted May 13, 2017 and visited 176 times, 6 so far today

Aroogah! Aroogah! Let’s kick off with a profanity warning: there will be some. There. So if you don’t like the F word, do not read this. Especially do NOT read this all the way though and then complain it’s full of swearing or I will flipping well lamp you. And if you’re a bit iffy […]

Learning the hard way, or at least, the cold squelchy way…

Posted April 15, 2017 and visited 291 times, 5 so far today

Not that I’m melodramatic or anything … mwahahahahargh! This holidays, McOther, McMini and I joined another family of friends skiing. I have never been skiing before, for the simple reason that from the age of about twelve I’ve been under doctor’s orders not to. Some of you will know this, some won’t, but basically, my […]

Do you believe in socialism or the labour party? And other questions. #rantmodeon

Posted January 28, 2017 and visited 657 times, 3 so far today

I’ve just been reading an excellent post on Jim Webster’s blog about education. If you haven’t tried Jim’s blog you really should, all his posts are thought provoking, interesting and grounded common sense. Jim is smart. He talks about education: what we should teach our children, what he’d like to see them taught, how we […]

MTM’s Epiphany epiphany – or the Wenlock Edge Moment

Posted January 8, 2017 and visited 379 times, 1 so far today

I love the New Year. Christmas is over and I am home free. You know how, if you let a bee out of the window it flies miles up into the air as if it’s delighted to have escaped.* Well, yeh, I feel like that. * Obviously, it isn’t delighted to have escaped. It’s a […]

Fartyville welcomes careful drivers: come join me in my world.

Posted December 10, 2016 and visited 1054 times, 2 so far today

Life gets complicated but everything turns out alright in the end!

Oh no! The world’s been tangoed!

Posted November 10, 2016 and visited 908 times, 2 so far today

The obligatory US election results post.

I want to be straight! (Yeh) I want to be straight! I’m sick and tired of taking drugs and staying up late.

Posted November 5, 2016 and visited 1174 times, 1 so far today

M T rants about why Sod rules her life and asks why it’s so much easier for the normals.

Confessions of shonky housewifery, bad cat mothers and wicked pets. #domesticdisasters

Posted October 1, 2016 and visited 1639 times, 1 so far today

More domestic disasters and uncleanliness from MTM.

A little light relief #jollyjapes #sillypictures

Posted September 29, 2016 and visited 942 times, 2 so far today

Some light hearted pictures, to prove I’m still alive!