MT McGuire Books

Searching for the truth, at all costs #TallFamilyTales

Posted September 16, 2017 and visited 284 times, 5 so far today

As you will learn from reading this account, I was a perfectly horrible child in many respects and few stories reflect me in a poorer light than the one I am about to share. Sometimes the difference between genius and madness is failure. Other times, it’s a simple case of the idea being crap. This […]

Smashingly non-expensive books alert!

Posted August 5, 2017 and visited 772 times, 9 so far today

A bit of news, some special offers on other sci-fi books and a little bit more from McMini.

Mind Expansion Anyone? #McMini #kids #parenting #children

Posted July 29, 2017 and visited 689 times, 6 so far today

Over the holidays I thought it would be fun to tell some of the funny stories about my family. There is ‘Catching Socks’, ‘Night of the Homeless Man’, ‘Tale of the Drowning Toddler’ and a famous one about my Mum for which I have no title, as yet. However, I thought I would leave that […]

When the luck unicorn farts …

Posted July 21, 2017 and visited 803 times, 9 so far today

You’d better be ready. Yes, smashing things are afoot, in writing world anyway, and for once it’s not me blundering into something and breaking it. Something unusual and rather wonderful has happened this week, my book, Escape From B-Movie Hell has been accepted for a bookbub promotion. Now, I can imagine you might be thinking, […]

Welcome to my GORGEOUS Life! On humorous giveaways and being embarrassed by your kids.

Posted May 20, 2017 and visited 1298 times, 4 so far today

Jeez, well, this week’s been interesting. Welcome to what the lovely Dame Edna Everage would call, ‘my gorgeous life’ in all it’s technicolour glory! (Phnark.) So, this week McMini had pukka actual gastroenteritis. He started feeling ill, was sick a lot, and then he was sick a bit more and then, just for a change […]

This week, I am mostly ranting about … everything! Mwah hahahargh!

Posted May 13, 2017 and visited 1062 times, 2 so far today

Aroogah! Aroogah! Let’s kick off with a profanity warning: there will be some. There. So if you don’t like the F word, do not read this. Especially do NOT read this all the way though and then complain it’s full of swearing or I will flipping well lamp you. And if you’re a bit iffy […]

The traditional MTM Christmas Post #scrooge #bahhumbug #chaosfairies #jollyjapes

Posted December 27, 2016 and visited 2144 times, 4 so far today

Well, that’s everything done for another year despite a small level of assistance from the chaos fairies. Presents given, card sent … well, OK, they’re sitting in the post box still I expect but I put them in there before Christmas day, on Christmas Eve to be precise, so it’s done. I even managed to […]

Just another day in paradise!

Posted July 30, 2016 and visited 1254 times, 1 so far today

A day out, in which I am covered in seagull shit and have to buy shorts.

Careful with that axe Eugine! Drama at the garage: how MTM learns there are two sides to every argument.

Posted April 14, 2016 and visited 1956 times, 1 so far today

Thoughts about how different people conclude different things from the same information. And a graphic account of MTM making a complete arse of herself! 😉

Underground, Overground, Wombling Free ….

Posted February 22, 2016 and visited 1354 times, 1 so far today

It’s a long time since I wrote anything on my blog. There is a reason. It’s because Real Life has been quite hectic. Worse, it’s been hectic in a way that has meant that I need to write to stay sane. That’s where I’ve been. Writing, and driving 130 miles to Sussex in the middle […]